Peace is a realtive term. I could claim that cutting a _Peace_ of
pie was an act of violence upon that inanimate object. However, none
of us (I hope) have reached that level of idiocy. Well now, enough
beating around the bush, to jump the the point, I'd rather be eating
blueberry or apple pie than listening to people argue over peace.
Its this kind of stupid bickering that gets people sucked into the
foolish killings and other such nonsense. I hear the crystal
leaf has the highest quality pies. Eat some

Yours Truly, Glade "Pie Pulverizer" Ceadanach

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Ero, in the year 249 AF.