I decided I would not write this anymore, as Thakren has been cutting me off from the supply of Moose Oil ever since I wrote the first issue, even after I told people not to dare insult the Times as it was my inspiriation and I could never achieve the greatness it did, blah blah blah. I have more important things to do than write a second-rate paper that few actually care about. Oh, and for the record, I have lost 2 lawsuits, one against the Ratman the other against Epicurus.

Yes, that whole thing was faked.
Oh, and Thakren, there is little point in taking me to court, I have made it an official statement that I am broke..."Stupid child, get out of my pockets! That money is mine, all mine!" I guess irony isnt all that funny, but thats what part of being part of Jinkarism is all about. Jinkarism...not something to be wanted. That about does it. No, wait, it doesnt. I gotta advertise a few things.

First is the Dark Shop of Wares, an excellent store with some lovely decorating, it is located se.ne from the Dragon's Tail Bar, ne from the beggar, e,e,e,s,s,ne from Liirup. This is a Hashan shop

The other one is also Hashanite, Niggurath's store that I dont remember the name. One west of the beggar se,w, of Dragon's Tail, e,e,e,s,s,w, from Liirup

The last one is for Kahless's shop, but having not bought ad-space (actually, I dont know my way there), its northish from the crossroads of the Medina (2 east of Hakhim) this is Shallam.
Want a shop advertised? leave Jinkar a message.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Lupar, in the year 248 AF.