Serpentlords, I must say that I respect you and your guild as a whole: but if there is a thorn in my side, it is one of your own ranks, Jinkar. I read public posts to gain knowledge of the world around me, not so I can listen to some blundering fool that actually has deluded himself into thinking that he is humorous. Please, I beg of you: silence him, outguild him, disfavour him, fine him: do SOMETHING to keep him busy and shut him up.
And Jinkar: from what I've gathered about you and your sense of character, I am awaiting you to respond to this with threats, accusations, name-calling: or even corny and foolish remarks about your "favorite foods." Please disappoint me and be unpredictable or something.


May your hand never be as cramped as mine from scribing,

Kruldar Gront

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Miraman, in the year 248 AF.