The Achaean Gazette, aside from being a blatant attempt to impersonate
the Achaean Times, was slovenly, poorly written, and not even funny.
I fully intend to sue you, both for theft of intellectual property,
and defamation of character, and both Epicurus and the sharks have
joined me in this class action.

Finally, the interview with Epicurus was a farce. I have already
spoken with Epicurus, and my *genuine* interview* will be published
in Issue 5 of the Achaean Times, along with several other interesting
articles that I shall not name here, for obvious reasons.

Finally, Jinkar, I name you a fraud, a liar, and a thief, and I
challenge you to a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to the death!

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Sarapin, in the year 248 AF.