I will now begin to accept followers for the Order of Evil. If you wish to join, be prepared to have a difficult task set for you. Before I will even bother doing that, however, you must send me a short essay on what Evil is and why I should accept you.

Members of this Order will be completely barred from ever copulating or engaging in any form of sexual activity, and from marrying. Sex distracts the mind from its concentrations, and marrying is a conceit of the insecure. It is nothing more than a pathetic expression of mental weakness and co-dependence. Disgusting.

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Chronos, in the year 239 AF.