Achaean News
Logosmas
Written by: Galdrion Longshanks, Halcyon's Wolf
Date: Wednesday, December 22nd, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone
As many of you may know, Halcyon has been uninvolved in the realm for quite some time, so unfortunately, we haven't been able to exchange Logosmas gifts. You might even say, her gifts to me "don't exist."
Thinking of other things that don't exist......
(To save boredom and space, I jumped right to the end.)
On the twelfth day of Logosmas, my Halcyon gave to me.....
Rurin's poverty
Cecil's aggressive actions
Eris's organizer
An Infernal's mercy
Dessa's bashfulness
Haidon's celibacy
Warfarin's manhood
GGIIJJAANN''SS HHUUMMIILLIITTYY
Twilight's nite lite
Gawain's liver
Darragon's height
And a portrait of the Logos and me
>I have also heard someone singing, about angels they have heard on high, but I don't know what an angel is. . .I do know what a newbie is, however. . .
Newbies we have heard on high
Weakly shouting o'er the land
Asking 'bout their pocketbelts
How to get the ginseng in
Ro-----o-----o-----o-----o-----o
o-----o-----o-----o-----omeo
Can you help this newbie?
Ju-----u-----u-----u-----u-----u
u-----u-----u-----u-----uliet
Can you help this newbie?
Mentors chirping on newbie channel
Causing more problems than they help
Once I saw a newbie cry
Thakren stole his gold for ale
Ro-----o-----o-----o-----o-----o
o-----o-----o-----o-----omeo
Can you help this newbie?
Ju-----u-----u-----u-----u-----u
u-----u-----u-----u-----uliet
Can you help this new-----ewbie. . .
And finally, a story adapted to song my own grandpa once told me, of a Logosmas long ago, when Grandma was still with us. . .
Grandma got run over by Zsarachnor
Bashing down in Azdun, Logosmas Eve
You might say there's no such thing as vampires
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He is taking this so well
Making goo-goo eyes at dryads
Wild parties in his grove with lots of ale
Grandma got run over by Zsarachnor
Bashing down in Azdun, Logosmas Eve
You might say there's no such thing as vampires
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
MERRY LOGOSMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Galdrion, overzealous taster of eggnog
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Chronos, in the year 236 AF.
Logosmas
Written by: Galdrion Longshanks, Halcyon's Wolf
Date: Wednesday, December 22nd, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone
As many of you may know, Halcyon has been uninvolved in the realm for quite some time, so unfortunately, we haven't been able to exchange Logosmas gifts. You might even say, her gifts to me "don't exist."
Thinking of other things that don't exist......
(To save boredom and space, I jumped right to the end.)
On the twelfth day of Logosmas, my Halcyon gave to me.....
Rurin's poverty
Cecil's aggressive actions
Eris's organizer
An Infernal's mercy
Dessa's bashfulness
Haidon's celibacy
Warfarin's manhood
GGIIJJAANN''SS HHUUMMIILLIITTYY
Twilight's nite lite
Gawain's liver
Darragon's height
And a portrait of the Logos and me
>I have also heard someone singing, about angels they have heard on high, but I don't know what an angel is. . .I do know what a newbie is, however. . .
Newbies we have heard on high
Weakly shouting o'er the land
Asking 'bout their pocketbelts
How to get the ginseng in
Ro-----o-----o-----o-----o-----o
o-----o-----o-----o-----omeo
Can you help this newbie?
Ju-----u-----u-----u-----u-----u
u-----u-----u-----u-----uliet
Can you help this newbie?
Mentors chirping on newbie channel
Causing more problems than they help
Once I saw a newbie cry
Thakren stole his gold for ale
Ro-----o-----o-----o-----o-----o
o-----o-----o-----o-----omeo
Can you help this newbie?
Ju-----u-----u-----u-----u-----u
u-----u-----u-----u-----uliet
Can you help this new-----ewbie. . .
And finally, a story adapted to song my own grandpa once told me, of a Logosmas long ago, when Grandma was still with us. . .
Grandma got run over by Zsarachnor
Bashing down in Azdun, Logosmas Eve
You might say there's no such thing as vampires
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He is taking this so well
Making goo-goo eyes at dryads
Wild parties in his grove with lots of ale
Grandma got run over by Zsarachnor
Bashing down in Azdun, Logosmas Eve
You might say there's no such thing as vampires
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
MERRY LOGOSMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Galdrion, overzealous taster of eggnog
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Chronos, in the year 236 AF.