This post really has no reason except because things need lightening up!

Halo,
You truly are kind! Thinking of me and my kind when you said there was no convoation of the ugly. Speaking as just about the ugliest person in Achaea I thank you. If anyone thinks they are uglier than I I may just cut my nose off to prove them wrong...I can disfugre myself endlessly to defend my self imposed ugliest title. So there!


Dave,
Dave....I hope the personal goes well and if I wasn't married and relatively straight then I would date you in a second! I still look good in a dress. Almost as good as my wife. So if you want to come around and look at a great figure in a short dress just let me know and I will shave my back for the occasion.


Have fun everyone and remember what the former sign in my shop said. "If you take yourself too seriously you will surely die young" Just stop on by and read the long description in my shops if you want a bit of lightening. And pick up an item or two while you are there. Have a nice day Achaea! I love you all.

Frogg

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 236 AF.