King Tu'eras,

Congratulations on your marriage. May you and your queen know many years of happiness. May your first child be a virtuous child.

Regarding the case of Skye B. Anchors: let me drop you some logic:

Skye is too hot to have perpetuated this crime. I checked.

With respect,
Faerum

P.S. Theosis, if you read this, I state no opinion  only ontological fact, but should I find myself a grave man on the morrow, I respect it.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Lupar, in the year 998 AF.