Dear Archaeon,

I wish to express my congratulations! Truly, it is a wonder that you've managed to learn how to write without first learning how to read. Please reveal your process when you next accidentally wander into the vicinity of a pen.

Ladies, gentlemen, and fae-folk, behold this genius of the written word. Stunt your emotions, bludgeon any and all honour and foresight from your mind, and seek to resent any experiences you don't understand rather than learn about them, and one day you may aspire to this level of...whatever this is.

Oh, Archaeon, I shall expect your typical response of ultra-violence whenever you are next available. I daresay I won't be kept waiting long, as I doubt anyone really needs you for anything else.

Sincerely,
Taelle Starling

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Ero, in the year 992 AF.