Pirate King,

It is with great anticipation that I await your return to the seas, along with anyone foolhardy enough to wish to join you. I shall, as always, do my best to oppose your organisation at every turn.

A reminder to the would-be pirates out there: an eyepatch and a drinking problem do not a sailor make. Be fully aware of the life you're entering into before making the plunge.

Fair winds,
Landon Stormcrow

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Mayan, in the year 990 AF.