But why?

I don't mean to be rude, but I don't understand why someone would follow The Skylord, Whose "Fulcra" seem to be the most generic and boring collection of words I've seen in a long time. It would be easier to win the people over if you answered some of the important theological questions of our time, such as:

Where is His Wayward Heights, and what's it called?

Will it come to a town near us any time soon?

Am I invited?

Will He bring us cupcakes too?

I am sure that these answers would make us all feel a lot more informed on Who to follow.

Thanks and byeeees

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Phaestian, in the year 981 AF.