I've just been informed that you no longer need to work for the things you want. You just offer a pittance on the public news board and presumably somebody delivers the item you desire.

Well I, too, am hunting heads.

So from now until the end of time, I will offer one (1) pittance for each head of lettuce you bring me. And a bonus of one (1) paltry sum if the head is very crispy. No reason needed, no questions asked. Yes, I accept heads by post with signed letters. Unless you're Targossian (mailing lettuce from Targossas to Targossas seems like a waste of time).


Kshavatra

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Aeguary, in the year 980 AF.