We have your adoring little flower. She was surprisingly easy to pluck.

Which confirms that our theories, diagrams, and string boards were correct. Giving halfnog to kids at your fan club meetings...we predicted that you would do exactly that on line 37 of our third annual edition of the '100 Reasons to Hate Tesha' newsletter.

But your liquid propoganda won't work on us. Halfnog has been offically outlawed for all members of our movement. Your attempts to build an army of drunk child fanatics is going to fail.

As for the flower, she is safe, for now. We fed her a carrot. She did not like the carrot. If you ever wanna see the holder of the #1 official fan club card again, we have demands.

- Five hundred citrus globes
- Fifty thousand lengths of rope

Let us know when you've gathered these items. If at any point you attempt to alert the authorities or write bad poetry, we WILL feed the flower more carrots and we promise you she will not like it.

With deepest contempt,
The Tesha Haters Club

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Miraman, in the year 977 AF.