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Public News Post #21100

You have been lampooned!

Written by: The Infamous Elyon Wineapple
Date: Wednesday, June 9th, 2021
Addressed to: Tendril Jonesey Corder, of the Banana Palm


Dear (Eleusis?)
I am writing this to formally question your spurious alliance with (the Aegeans?). Whilst I try to avoid speaking to anyone of this group, it has come to my attention that they require somewhere to live where they are not currently branded as traitors...
I will not stand idly by whilst you shack up with those of opposing ideologies. Consider this a warning that their next actions wil be violence. You see how you and them have strong ties, but this dubious alliance will presumably break down as soon as you realise that they are fighting for War instead of Nature.









On another note, the Guardians of Moghedu have existed for quite a long time. If you are ignorant to our purpose, this is your fault. If you are ignorant to recent events, this is also your fault. The alliances have not been secretive, the reasons for slaying you as you kill my people is quite self expanatory, and I can happily discuss my terms with you should you arrange a formal meeting with me about it.




Finally, to anyone who is slow enough to have not quite caught on by now
If you attack Moghedu, or indeed any innocent mhun, expect repercussions from the Guardians.
This is the first and only warning you shall recieve.
Lots of love
Your pal
Elyon Wineapple, nefarious pickpocket.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Mayan, in the year 860 AF.


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Public News Post #21100

You have been lampooned!

Written by: The Infamous Elyon Wineapple
Date: Wednesday, June 9th, 2021
Addressed to: Tendril Jonesey Corder, of the Banana Palm


Dear (Eleusis?)
I am writing this to formally question your spurious alliance with (the Aegeans?). Whilst I try to avoid speaking to anyone of this group, it has come to my attention that they require somewhere to live where they are not currently branded as traitors...
I will not stand idly by whilst you shack up with those of opposing ideologies. Consider this a warning that their next actions wil be violence. You see how you and them have strong ties, but this dubious alliance will presumably break down as soon as you realise that they are fighting for War instead of Nature.









On another note, the Guardians of Moghedu have existed for quite a long time. If you are ignorant to our purpose, this is your fault. If you are ignorant to recent events, this is also your fault. The alliances have not been secretive, the reasons for slaying you as you kill my people is quite self expanatory, and I can happily discuss my terms with you should you arrange a formal meeting with me about it.




Finally, to anyone who is slow enough to have not quite caught on by now
If you attack Moghedu, or indeed any innocent mhun, expect repercussions from the Guardians.
This is the first and only warning you shall recieve.
Lots of love
Your pal
Elyon Wineapple, nefarious pickpocket.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Mayan, in the year 860 AF.


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