I'd just like to make the recommendation of turning all the fake women back to men.

There's obviously not enough real men around to dish out the necessary shaggings to keep all these damn womens mouths shut.
Not only would they be much quieter and pleasanter to be around, they could go back to their duties of sewing, cooking, and cleaning.
Haven't seen a good crumpet for sale in days!

Macho Man Uldrais
Penned by my hand on the 11th of Phaestian, in the year 181 AF.