Achaean News
Frederick and Tarkun
Written by: Phaestus, the Smith
Date: Thursday, January 8th, 1998
Addressed to: GrandMaster Damascas the Dark Monk Warrior
Just this once I shall satisfy your curiosity.
Frederick and Tarkun both showed a distinct lack of respect for the female.
In particular, in Tarkun's own words - all she is now good for is shagging and perhaps cooking.
I suppose the good news is that Tarkun IS now good for shagging, will have learnt some cookery, and has not lost anything save for some superfluous flesh.
Penned by my hand on the 1st of Phaestian, in the year 181 AF.
Frederick and Tarkun
Written by: Phaestus, the Smith
Date: Thursday, January 8th, 1998
Addressed to: GrandMaster Damascas the Dark Monk Warrior
Just this once I shall satisfy your curiosity.
Frederick and Tarkun both showed a distinct lack of respect for the female.
In particular, in Tarkun's own words - all she is now good for is shagging and perhaps cooking.
I suppose the good news is that Tarkun IS now good for shagging, will have learnt some cookery, and has not lost anything save for some superfluous flesh.
Penned by my hand on the 1st of Phaestian, in the year 181 AF.