I announce with tears streaming down my face in shame that a certain Achaean who will remain unnamed has violated me by forcing me to reject against my will that gift which I hold most sacred to me--the grace of the gods. I have lived my entire life in dedicated study and belief in the holy laws which govern life with the gift of godly Grace, and now that this gift has so suddenly and violently been forced from me, I am left at the mercy of all Achaea, completely vulnerable and feeling utterly naked in my soul. Thus, I humbly beg for the return of my happiness and joy, my most sacred treasure, so that I may continue giving happiness and joy to my fellow Achaeans.
Sincerely,

Echo

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Sarapin, in the year 215 AF.