You have earned my disfavour for presuming to know anything about my workings. Although some mortals proclaim to follow the ways of Chaos (some of whom I have never even met), that certainly does not mean that they have they are in my Order or somehow are personally tied to myself. In point of fact, I do not even have an Order. It seems to me that some prominent member of the Church is playing a joke on you at your expense.

In any event, and if I have not made it clear before I do so now, I choose to keep certain dealings with mortals private. I neither admit nor deny the rumours about a clandestine group that follows me, because, even if that were true, it would be secured by the privilege of privacy granted by myself.

Therefore, I will not tolerate any mortal who tries to pry into my private matters.

Eris, Goddess of Chaos -><-

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Lupar, in the year 213 AF.