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Public News Post #1497

ToV now carries an explosive new item...

Written by: Vizier Oberon Alderaan, Proprietor of ToV
Date: Friday, January 15th, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone


Through a deal with the shop in Delos, ToV now carries suicide
mice! For those of you who have difficulty getting all the way
out to Delos, you can buy these manic-depressive mice right here
in Shallam, for 750 gp, which is the same price they are available
for in Delos. ToV makes no profit from these riddlin-ridden rodents,
but we carry them as a convenience to you.

I am currently forging my heart out to provide you with items to
buy, but there is still apparently a bug in place that prevents
items from showing up in my WARES list. If you wish to buy an
item, but you don't see it in my shop, I am most likely carrying it,
and can sell it to you in person.

Thanks,
Master Forger Oberon Alderaan, CEO, Tools of Vengeance (tm)

P.S. Uldrais is a murderer and a thief. He might be able to get
away with robbing me blind, but if we all unify to boycott his
stolen goods, his efforts will all be for naught. Don't worry...
those who choose to victimize others are always punished in the
end.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Mayan, in the year 209 AF.


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Public News Post #1497

ToV now carries an explosive new item...

Written by: Vizier Oberon Alderaan, Proprietor of ToV
Date: Friday, January 15th, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone


Through a deal with the shop in Delos, ToV now carries suicide
mice! For those of you who have difficulty getting all the way
out to Delos, you can buy these manic-depressive mice right here
in Shallam, for 750 gp, which is the same price they are available
for in Delos. ToV makes no profit from these riddlin-ridden rodents,
but we carry them as a convenience to you.

I am currently forging my heart out to provide you with items to
buy, but there is still apparently a bug in place that prevents
items from showing up in my WARES list. If you wish to buy an
item, but you don't see it in my shop, I am most likely carrying it,
and can sell it to you in person.

Thanks,
Master Forger Oberon Alderaan, CEO, Tools of Vengeance (tm)

P.S. Uldrais is a murderer and a thief. He might be able to get
away with robbing me blind, but if we all unify to boycott his
stolen goods, his efforts will all be for naught. Don't worry...
those who choose to victimize others are always punished in the
end.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Mayan, in the year 209 AF.


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