Our chaotic studies bring insanity
But that's no excuse for your inanity.
You lost your mind before you read a page!
far more insane than most your age.

We're the scholars
Refining the work of masters past.

you're a brat
Tried to fast-track and fell on your ass.

You accuse us of theft with the words that you spew?
You're the thief who stole the time we wasted on you.

Here's some tips for the future
if you want to grow
and warnings that your new city
ought to know

Study takes time and most go slow
Teachers aren't your slaves, so that's a no.
We got our own lives, this ain't your show!
Your insanity? that you really should outgrow.

This is your fresh start! Stop whining to the land
And maybe don't flounce off at your first reprimand.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Valnuary, in the year 998 AF.