Enter goat. No applause. No respect.
No awe for the god he'd expect.
Just a stare that said, "Wow,
You say 'benevolent' how?"
Which the god found extremely suspect.

So beware of loud gods of the deep
Who shout kindness while crushing the weak.
If a goat seems annoyed,
Trust the goat. He's employed
As the worlds final fact-check, how bleak.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Glacian, in the year 996 AF.