[C] Lady Pandora
[G] You know I'm such a big fan-dor-a
[Am] I'd really love to be Your man-dor-a
[F] I swear I'm not stoned

and I know
even though I'm really quite the guy
Your Dad would give me two black eyes
Your Mom would curse me with incurable hives
but that's a risk I'd take

I pray You don't think this a boast
but of all the humans that love You
I think I'd love You the most
I think I might be stoned

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Ero, in the year 864 AF.

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