When walking by a road one night
I smelled a scent so clear
My undead stomach flipped in fright
A fish was flapping near!

Oh glorious sunbaked Jaru Fish!
(with golden caramel)
Tis all a Consanguine could wish
(Or so to us they tell)

But when my servants brought the fish
Back to my dark abode
I found out that all I wish
Is yummy mortal blood.


Penned by my hand on the 25th of Severin, in the year 62 MA.