Messaging will change forever on the 15th, which is
The Ides of March!

Make sure you have preserved the messages you are fondest of,
because after then, I release the team. You may recall them as
Message Unweaving Anonymous Horrendously Aggressive Helper Agents!

They will begin chipping away at messages that are older than about
30 Achaean months that are not otherwise preserved.

So do be careful. Do preserve what you want to keep.
If you can live without it, please do. We'll all thank you for it!
And if you really need to keep it that much, why not log it
and delete it - then keep the log!

Sorry we've gone on so much about this, but people do need
warning, and I love giving it.

Well, not really. I just like the nuking part at the end,
generally attended by wailing and screaming, but the
warning usually has to come first.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 445 AF.