Please be very careful when you purchase my glorious, beautiful,
lovely Logosmas goodies, such as holly, Logosmas trees,
draydels, chocolate sovereigns, scented candles, stockings,
and the other wonderful things now on sale for the season
in my shop in Delos.

Do NOT put these things in containers. No packs, no bags,
no pouches, no nothing.

If you do put any tree or stocking inside something else,
it will never come out again. Don't do it!

That's right - don't put a Logosmas Tree or a Logosmas
Stocking, stitched or not, inside anything else please.
Unless you want it to stay there forever.

Most of the other goodies on sale at my shop (did I already
mention the mistletoe, or the holly, or the special
Logosmas-themed envelopes, or our special candle smelling
of things-a-baking?) - most of these are just fine for
putting wherever you want. But not stockings or trees.

Thank you all for already having made this the most
wonderful of celebrations, festive and joyful, with
good cheer and happiness for all Achaeans.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Ero, in the year 438 AF.