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Announce News Post #2064

especially artisanal, bardic awards winners

Written by: Clementius, the Weaver
Date: Thursday, August 11th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


The artisanal and bardic awards have fallen vicim to a cruel hoax!

The destructive work of a certain Achaean dissident group has only
now come to light with the revelation that all of the bardic and
artisanal award winners had their awards reversed. What sort of
perverse jokester would afflict these honest artisans and bards so?

"I'm in tears, tears!" says one anonymous artisan. "I've never
written a word in my life. I'm a painter. How can I be honoured for
my bardic work?" Other reports of this kind have filtered in since
the recent announcement of the bardic and artisanal awards.

Labouring around the clock to right this horrible wrong, enforcement
teams have only now completed their grisly work. "We had a lot of
things to undo, and that was the hard part, I don't mind telling you!"
So says an unnmamed administrative source.

Ranks should now be correct. Awards improperly granted were withdrawn
and new ranks and awards granted. Let that be a lesson to dissidents
and troublemakers across Sapience! We will not rest until your grisly
works are all destroyed.

And well done, again, bards and artisans all!

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lupar, in the year 399 AF.


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Announce News Post #2064

especially artisanal, bardic awards winners

Written by: Clementius, the Weaver
Date: Thursday, August 11th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


The artisanal and bardic awards have fallen vicim to a cruel hoax!

The destructive work of a certain Achaean dissident group has only
now come to light with the revelation that all of the bardic and
artisanal award winners had their awards reversed. What sort of
perverse jokester would afflict these honest artisans and bards so?

"I'm in tears, tears!" says one anonymous artisan. "I've never
written a word in my life. I'm a painter. How can I be honoured for
my bardic work?" Other reports of this kind have filtered in since
the recent announcement of the bardic and artisanal awards.

Labouring around the clock to right this horrible wrong, enforcement
teams have only now completed their grisly work. "We had a lot of
things to undo, and that was the hard part, I don't mind telling you!"
So says an unnmamed administrative source.

Ranks should now be correct. Awards improperly granted were withdrawn
and new ranks and awards granted. Let that be a lesson to dissidents
and troublemakers across Sapience! We will not rest until your grisly
works are all destroyed.

And well done, again, bards and artisans all!

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lupar, in the year 399 AF.


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