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Announce News Post #2018

missing Weave news

Written by: Clementius, the Weaver
Date: Saturday, June 25th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


(overlooked in recent events)

- Are Honours over the top?
Numerous complaints about the length of the honours of certain Achaeans
have finally brought about action! A group calling itself the "Society
To Obliterate Puerile Honours Of Ridiculous Run-on Individuality:
Blustering, Lengthy Excrescences Producing Underwhelming Kaka
Everywhere" (also known as STOPHORRIBLEPUKE) -- This group's continued
and amazingly long-winded attacks on the longer and longer honours have
been heard and acted upon. The result is that certain individual
honours have been combined into a single line, thus saving some of the
wordy bluster for which the above-named group is itself quite well
known. Look for the first examples of this in honours lines gained in
the Underworld. And help us silence this group with a title longer
than most honours!

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 395 AF.


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Announce News Post #2018

missing Weave news

Written by: Clementius, the Weaver
Date: Saturday, June 25th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


(overlooked in recent events)

- Are Honours over the top?
Numerous complaints about the length of the honours of certain Achaeans
have finally brought about action! A group calling itself the "Society
To Obliterate Puerile Honours Of Ridiculous Run-on Individuality:
Blustering, Lengthy Excrescences Producing Underwhelming Kaka
Everywhere" (also known as STOPHORRIBLEPUKE) -- This group's continued
and amazingly long-winded attacks on the longer and longer honours have
been heard and acted upon. The result is that certain individual
honours have been combined into a single line, thus saving some of the
wordy bluster for which the above-named group is itself quite well
known. Look for the first examples of this in honours lines gained in
the Underworld. And help us silence this group with a title longer
than most honours!

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 395 AF.


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