You call that a joke?

Hey, everyone!

At the recent Tea Time (which you obviously attended, right?), someone brought up the lack of new BADJOKEs, and we decided that it was time to try and improve that.

For that reason, we’ll be holding a gamewide contest! Send in your best bad jokes and not only will we add them into the game if they’re good, you’ll get straight up credits for it!

You may submit them on Discord in the #contests channel OR you may mail them as a letter to Mr. Quackers, whatever you prefer. You will get 50 credits per joke you submit that we add in, and the top 3 jokes will get a bonus of 500, 250, and 150 credits for first, second, and third place!

Rules:

* Your joke MUST be Achaea related.

* NO TOLERANCE FOR ACTUAL OOC BIGOTRY. If the punchline is a RL minority you will win a swift shrubbing only.

* Jokes should be short, 1 or 2 sentences at most and generally 1 or 2 lines at a reasonable line wrap.

* You may submit as many jokes as you like! However, if you are going to submit 1,000 jokes by letter, try to do them all in one letter instead of sending us individual letters for each.

You have until the last day of February to submit your jokes. Good luck!