Do you have an old banged-up corvette you aren't using any longer and the only thing it's good for are crazy drug-and-booze fueled orgies?

Well look no further than this ad and hit me up with the specs or contact me to arrange a meeting in person, I'll be happy to take it off your hands for a reasonable price.

(disclaimer: has to be fly and combat ready, do not contact me if half the modules are missing)

~Jericho