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Public News Post #20504

Dear Jonesey

Written by: Director Jonesey Valeth, the Red-headed Stepmother
Date: Sunday, August 25th, 2019
Addressed to: Everyone


Before we begin, a small prayer for FuFu.

Dear FuFu, please provide me the wisdom to solve the problems of the people. With your guidance I hope to help guide others towards your wisdom and grace and that we can all live in unity one day.

Welcome everyone to another edition of Dear Jonesey, where we solve all YOUR problems. Please remember to mail me, Jonesey, a letter that is signed with an alias or nickname to protect your identity. Also include at least 1 golden sovereign so that I know you mean business! Let's dive right in to this years problems.

_____________________________________________________________________

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Jonesey,

Recently, I have spent some time with a person, our first personal
meeting ever. This person was witty, unsual, intelligent and very
communicative, with me. Refreshing. Like a spring rain. Or an autumn
storm. Or a funnily frozen snowman in the winter. (I am leaving out a
summer analogy, since I do not like hot weather that much.)
Now, I have found myself wondering whether I will meet that person
again.

That said, it is widely known that this person is a great flirt and very
good at figuring out how other people tick. I am aware that those two
talents combined make it easy for this person to appear very likable and
maybe even adorable, whenever the person wants this.

Now, we have just met, but since I like to figure out how to cross a
bridge before I even know whether it exists, here my question to you:

How can I (eventually) find out if this person likes me or whether I am
just a part of a regular mental skilltraining routine?
Anything I could specifically watch out for?

Yours Truly,
Not Just Another Ordinary Day

_____________________________________________________________________
Dear Not Just Another Ordinary Day,

As someone who is witty, unsual, intelligent, very communicative, flirtatious and observant, I feel there is no one else as suited to answer your question. When meeting a new stranger, it is always best to move forward with caution since strangers always present danger. You do not know what their intentions, if they are just looking to snatch your coins or tear your coin purse. The only way to figure this out is to spend more time with them, but be warned, the best cons are long term plans and they will not break character until they get what they want.

Well what can you do to train? That's quite simple, go into a cave and disappear, never bathe and have an outshield that is so tough no one can interect with you. After all, if you do not meet anyone you can never be hurt. Alternatively, you can just steal from them before they steal from you. Let's be serious, unless you are Jonesey, you do not possess the traits that magnatize others to be drawn to you so it is safe to assume that they are trying to steal from you. Beat them at their own game, take everything you can from them, husbands/wives/goats, gold, property, nothing is off limits. Do not feel guilty as you do these deeds, always remember they were going to do the same to you! You just wisened up and beat them to it.

Love Jonesey



NEXT!!!


_____________________________________________________________________
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Jonesey,

I am not a dragon, however, my new partner is. We both feel a bit
uncertain about intimacy, especially because one of us lives in
dragonform, and the other does not. Since you are a dragon with many
children from various mothers, we felt you might have experience with
various approaches to physical romance.

One most obvious could be to forget about dragonform during a romantic
meeting, however, maybe you'd have further suggestions?

I do not dare to share my name, sorry. This whole topic is a bit
embarassing.

Unsigned

_____________________________________________________________________
Dear Unsigned,

This actually has a simple solution but I will try to provide some alternatives for you. Option 1, become a dragon yourself, dragon loving is the best loving. It is the #1 reason that anyone wants to become a dragon, in fact in a recent poll 94% said they became dragon for a better love life with other dragons.

While this seems like a task, the reward is worth it, here is another alternative. Find another lover, perhaps someone more size appropriate.

Option #3 I believe to be the simplest option and more of a reccomendation. Have you ever heard the phrase "made with my own sweat, blood and tears"? Well this phrase, historically speaking at least, has been a direct explanation on child making as blood, sweat and tears all make excellent lubricants to help you and your dragon lover overcome any physical restraictions your love making may have.

Love Jonesey
(PS, I am available for consultations)


NEXT!!!!!!!!


_____________________________________________________________________
You read what is written on a delicately embossed letter:
Dear Jonesey,

what would you -never- mess with?

Best,
Beyond Borders

_____________________________________________________________________
Dear Beyond Borders,

I would never mess with Jonesey, he is vastly superior in all regards. Seriously, does this guy have any limits? It seems that he can literally and figuratively do anything. I think that if I did mess with him then nothing but demise would come my way.

I also wouldn't mess with Targosaucian necromancy. The things they do the corpses are gross and shouldn't be allowed, yuck!











WEELLLLLLLLLL that wraps up another edition of Dear Jonesey, with new FuFu empowerments for maximum wisdom. Don't forget to send your questions to Jonesey via letter, and make sure that you include at least 1 golden sovereign so I know you mean business.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Phaestian, in the year 808 AF.


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Public News Post #20504

Dear Jonesey

Written by: Director Jonesey Valeth, the Red-headed Stepmother
Date: Sunday, August 25th, 2019
Addressed to: Everyone


Before we begin, a small prayer for FuFu.

Dear FuFu, please provide me the wisdom to solve the problems of the people. With your guidance I hope to help guide others towards your wisdom and grace and that we can all live in unity one day.

Welcome everyone to another edition of Dear Jonesey, where we solve all YOUR problems. Please remember to mail me, Jonesey, a letter that is signed with an alias or nickname to protect your identity. Also include at least 1 golden sovereign so that I know you mean business! Let's dive right in to this years problems.

_____________________________________________________________________

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Jonesey,

Recently, I have spent some time with a person, our first personal
meeting ever. This person was witty, unsual, intelligent and very
communicative, with me. Refreshing. Like a spring rain. Or an autumn
storm. Or a funnily frozen snowman in the winter. (I am leaving out a
summer analogy, since I do not like hot weather that much.)
Now, I have found myself wondering whether I will meet that person
again.

That said, it is widely known that this person is a great flirt and very
good at figuring out how other people tick. I am aware that those two
talents combined make it easy for this person to appear very likable and
maybe even adorable, whenever the person wants this.

Now, we have just met, but since I like to figure out how to cross a
bridge before I even know whether it exists, here my question to you:

How can I (eventually) find out if this person likes me or whether I am
just a part of a regular mental skilltraining routine?
Anything I could specifically watch out for?

Yours Truly,
Not Just Another Ordinary Day

_____________________________________________________________________
Dear Not Just Another Ordinary Day,

As someone who is witty, unsual, intelligent, very communicative, flirtatious and observant, I feel there is no one else as suited to answer your question. When meeting a new stranger, it is always best to move forward with caution since strangers always present danger. You do not know what their intentions, if they are just looking to snatch your coins or tear your coin purse. The only way to figure this out is to spend more time with them, but be warned, the best cons are long term plans and they will not break character until they get what they want.

Well what can you do to train? That's quite simple, go into a cave and disappear, never bathe and have an outshield that is so tough no one can interect with you. After all, if you do not meet anyone you can never be hurt. Alternatively, you can just steal from them before they steal from you. Let's be serious, unless you are Jonesey, you do not possess the traits that magnatize others to be drawn to you so it is safe to assume that they are trying to steal from you. Beat them at their own game, take everything you can from them, husbands/wives/goats, gold, property, nothing is off limits. Do not feel guilty as you do these deeds, always remember they were going to do the same to you! You just wisened up and beat them to it.

Love Jonesey



NEXT!!!


_____________________________________________________________________
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Jonesey,

I am not a dragon, however, my new partner is. We both feel a bit
uncertain about intimacy, especially because one of us lives in
dragonform, and the other does not. Since you are a dragon with many
children from various mothers, we felt you might have experience with
various approaches to physical romance.

One most obvious could be to forget about dragonform during a romantic
meeting, however, maybe you'd have further suggestions?

I do not dare to share my name, sorry. This whole topic is a bit
embarassing.

Unsigned

_____________________________________________________________________
Dear Unsigned,

This actually has a simple solution but I will try to provide some alternatives for you. Option 1, become a dragon yourself, dragon loving is the best loving. It is the #1 reason that anyone wants to become a dragon, in fact in a recent poll 94% said they became dragon for a better love life with other dragons.

While this seems like a task, the reward is worth it, here is another alternative. Find another lover, perhaps someone more size appropriate.

Option #3 I believe to be the simplest option and more of a reccomendation. Have you ever heard the phrase "made with my own sweat, blood and tears"? Well this phrase, historically speaking at least, has been a direct explanation on child making as blood, sweat and tears all make excellent lubricants to help you and your dragon lover overcome any physical restraictions your love making may have.

Love Jonesey
(PS, I am available for consultations)


NEXT!!!!!!!!


_____________________________________________________________________
You read what is written on a delicately embossed letter:
Dear Jonesey,

what would you -never- mess with?

Best,
Beyond Borders

_____________________________________________________________________
Dear Beyond Borders,

I would never mess with Jonesey, he is vastly superior in all regards. Seriously, does this guy have any limits? It seems that he can literally and figuratively do anything. I think that if I did mess with him then nothing but demise would come my way.

I also wouldn't mess with Targosaucian necromancy. The things they do the corpses are gross and shouldn't be allowed, yuck!











WEELLLLLLLLLL that wraps up another edition of Dear Jonesey, with new FuFu empowerments for maximum wisdom. Don't forget to send your questions to Jonesey via letter, and make sure that you include at least 1 golden sovereign so I know you mean business.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Phaestian, in the year 808 AF.


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