Another series of Dear Jonesey. Remember to include 1 golden sovereign into your letters.

Here are the latests letters.....


You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Jonesey,

I'm in love with my best friend. He knows me well. Without breaking that friendship, how would you go about testing the waters to see if he feels the same?

Sincerely,

Stuck in the friend zone

Dear Stuck in the friend zone,

Thats a tough place to be in, its always easier to state your intentions from your first encounter than develop a label as only a friend. It's even worse when they develop a romantic relationship with someone else in front of you and turn to them for advice. I say go for it, if you don't time will ruin your relationship. Never live in regret asking yourself "what if I?".

Your jealousy will end your relationship to if it truly is meant to be, ask.


Next letter!


You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Jonesey,

I am an avid reader of your posts. Seriously super cool! I got to
thinking since you know about almost everything or at least some of everything you might know this.

Are ribbons, scarves, or veils the best thing a girl needs to wear? What would the female Jonesey wear and on what occasions?

A Tailor in Thought



Dear A Tailor in Thought,

Every season demands its own style, so in reality ribbons, scarves AND veils are the best thing a girl needs to wear. The important skillset is to know the right time to wear such an item. Here are a few pro tips.

Funerals: Ribbons no, Scarves yes, Veils more yes

Birthdays: Ribbons yes, Scarves yes, Veils meh

Weddings: Ribbons yes, Scarves no, Veils YAS

Honeymoon: Ribbons no, Scarves no, Veils no

My personal favorite thing on a female are long socks with short skirts/shorts. If you are daring enough, wear your significant others dress shirt with long socks and nothing else. Meeeeowwww.


NEXT LETTER!!!!!



You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Jonesey

I am having an awful problem, I cannot stand Jonesey. He is just far far too much for me, his antics are loud, stupid and obnoxious and hearing his constant public buffoonery gives me a migraine like you wouldn't believe. I am not much of a fighter, none at all really, or else I would simply wish to clobber him senseless till he shuts up.

But alas, I am at my wits end.

So I ask, most sincerely, what would Jonesey do?

PS, I have included 1 gold sovereign to show I am quite serious about this. I have never been more serious about anything.

Yours Sincerely,
TiredOfBloodyJonesey


Dear TiredOfBloodyJonesey,

Have you considered pulling the stick out of your bum? It may lead to an improvement on how you feel about me and just lead to a better quality of life. Studies show those who reduce their stick-in-bum levels go on to accomplish great things. In your situation I would turn to a loved one to assist in the proceduce, as depending on your race, it may be hard to reach out and gather enough leverage to pull.



Thanks for the letters, keep them coming and I'll keep responding. Remember to please include 1 golden sovereign so I know you mean business.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Scarlatan, in the year 790 AF.