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Public News Post #20318

Children should not try to swing adult hammers

Written by: Halfsighted Hirst
Date: Saturday, November 24th, 2018
Addressed to: Everyone


Quite amusing, to say the least. You actually made me laugh.

Solely because I refused to join the once-vaunted-but-now-hilariously-inept Dread Navy of Ashtan did the self-professed 'Pirate King' remove me from the Pirates of Meropis.

My dear King of Fools, it is only a matter of time before you prove your incompetence. It will be most diverting to see how you squander the Pirates just like your predecessor.

Let us all sit back and watch as the Pirates of Meropis once again make themselves irrelevant. I'll still be here when your sinking ship needs bailing.

Drinks on me as we watch this clown. Pound away little hammer - pound away.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Chronos, in the year 786 AF.


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Public News Post #20318

Children should not try to swing adult hammers

Written by: Halfsighted Hirst
Date: Saturday, November 24th, 2018
Addressed to: Everyone


Quite amusing, to say the least. You actually made me laugh.

Solely because I refused to join the once-vaunted-but-now-hilariously-inept Dread Navy of Ashtan did the self-professed 'Pirate King' remove me from the Pirates of Meropis.

My dear King of Fools, it is only a matter of time before you prove your incompetence. It will be most diverting to see how you squander the Pirates just like your predecessor.

Let us all sit back and watch as the Pirates of Meropis once again make themselves irrelevant. I'll still be here when your sinking ship needs bailing.

Drinks on me as we watch this clown. Pound away little hammer - pound away.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Chronos, in the year 786 AF.


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