Rat in the rum again, sir!
Away with your nonsense lad
He's wearing the cap's hat, sir!
Enough! Back to work!

drip drip drip the tap
the rat sups our brew
drunk, drunk, drunker, sir!
So our troubles grew

Rum in the rat again, sir
Have you gone quite ruddy mad?
He's pissin in the hold, sir!
Enough! Back to work!

drip drip drip the tap
the rat sups our brew
drunk, drunk, drunker, sir!
So our troubles grew

Rat again rum the rat, Sir!
So that sun's got you that bad?
He's buggering the cook, sir!
Enough! Back to work!

drip drip drip the tap
the rat sups our brew
drunk, drunk, drunker, sir!
So our troubles grew

Rum rum, rat, rum rum rat, Sir!
Your state is sorry and sad!
He's bloody drunk us dry, sir!
Enough! my spear, cur!


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Glacian, in the year 791 AF.