If I was a bird, would I bawk bawk?
Would I go gobble gobble or just squawk squawk?

If I was a cat, would I go meow meow?
Would I purr purr or just mew mew?

If I was a frog, would I croak croak?
Would I gargle gargle or bloat bloat?

If I was a troll, would I write advise columns?
Would I tell tall tales, or solve all your problems?

If I was a dragon would I roar roar?
Would I just steal your girl and look to score?

If I was a Jonesey would I Jonesey Jonesey?
Would I just Jonesey Jonesey or Jonesey Jonesey?

If I was you, would I be a hater?
Would I be annoying or just disappear later?

But I am not you, I am just me
You so lucky to live through me vicariously

You're welcome.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Ero, in the year 809 AF.